Pricktionary

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A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.

After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.

Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

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Urban Pricktionary

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.

John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.

Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

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Urban pricktionary

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.

'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'

Urban pricktionary by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

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Urban Pricktionary

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.

Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup

Urban Pricktionary by tit tit tit May 16, 2011

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tricktionary

A skater kid that knows the name of every trick. Such people often like to correct others.

Skater kid#1- "There it is- Double heelflip to feeble grind!"

Skater Kid #2- "NO way man! That was a Varial kickflip to a tweaked 5-0!"

Skater kid #1 "What are you- some kind of tricktionary?"

tricktionary by joesk84ever January 5, 2010

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Pictionary

A game where you will lose your innocence in 6th grade. Play if you want to be ruined for the rest of your life!

Max: Bros let’s play pictionary with the girls
Bryce: I’m too young to have my mind ruined
Andrew: pictionary? oh this will be good
Girls: oh no

Pictionary by hollythedog October 22, 2019

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pictionary

a boardgame for 4-8 players in which you try to draw a certain word within a time limit; derived from the words "picture" and "dictionary"; the game of quick draw

Pictionary is an awesome boardgame.

pictionary by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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