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Boardgame 

any game that comes in a box that you can play (eg. games with cards, games with a board, random pieces, etc)
"Do you want to play a boardgame?"
"Sure, I've got Quelf, Monopoly, Apples to Apples, Chess, etc - take your pick bro"
"Let's play all of them because I really like fun boardgames, especially Apples to Apples"
Boardgame by Sweetcheex April 3, 2014
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Boardgame bitch 

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.
Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*
Boardgame bitch by Fucocks July 21, 2015

Boardgame Blueballs 

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

Boardgame Hipster 

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.
I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

boardgang 

The ideology that a flat chest (i.e. a board) is preferable to large or even average-size breasts on a female.
Person: I like bigger tits, you?
Me: Nah nah fam, boardgang!
boardgang by bananacuddle January 18, 2019

Board game 

A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.
I think we should play some board games tonight.

(talking to your friend in a room with other sensitive people in it)
Friend - What did you do last night?
Yourself - Oh just played some board games with the girl friend, her parents were outta town.

I don't remember the last time i played board games, its been so long. (someone who doesn't get much action)

Board game by B-ron_89 February 25, 2009

board game bender

A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.
Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!
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