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A small blue turtle that has been sat on by a dog in a sexual manner.
"Aw dude, that prety is probably gonna give your dog some kind of disease"
prety by JJsmith May 9, 2008
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Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"
Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?
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Pratyaksha 

Noun (proper)
Goddess of Himduism

Refers to the Goddess of power, feminity, strength, and destructor of all evil. It is the name used by Goddess Durga’s (Hinduism) avatar which is visible to mortal humans.
Pratyaksha ascended the Himalayas on Mahalaya, to wage a war on mahishasur.
Pratyaksha by Holly rivers November 10, 2018

Pratyusha 

smart, intellectual and fun. she can be overly sensitive at times and extremely cold at the same time. Pratyusha is the type of person that would call for food at home and watch a cozy movie with her close friends. While being a good friend, she knows exactly when to cut off a person and once they are out - THEY OUT
I'm so upset maybe i should go hangout with Pratyusha!
want to indulge in your feelings and talk about deep stuff? let's go to Pratyusha!
Pratyusha by himynameiswhattttt July 10, 2019
A girl who is lovely, lively and pretty! She makes your world go round and round and is always fun to be with and shines brightly like a beacon
She's Preety!
Preety by MakeItRain91 March 10, 2021

pratyusha 

Pratyusha is a beautiful girl who has a smile to die for. She is an amazing friend , she is trustworthy, funny, approachable & quirky. She is weird in a unique way which always makes you laugh. All the boys like her but she doesn't know, she just has this special quality which leaves all the boys staring at her. She absolutely loves food and would totally just a have night to chill with her friends and binge watch movies and shows. she always knows what to do when ur feeling sad. If u met a pratyusha make sure u keep her for ever.
I met a Pratyusha yesterday and she is literally the most prettiest & funniest girl i've ever met, she is definitely someone who i'll stay with forever.
pratyusha by *the truth* October 17, 2019
There are way too many preteens on here writing a definition for it so here's a real one:
A preteen is someone from ages 9-12
thats it. Thats literally it. No one is talking about stereotypes. A preteen is someone 9-12. The End.
My cousin is a preteen.
So he's 9-12 years old?
Yup
preteen by vilit February 18, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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