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Pretend Murray
When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"
Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?
Pretend Murray by ratsbackside May 16, 2023
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Pretend Palfie
A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
Pretend Palfie by SocialJam May 27, 2014
A game of pretend
A meme originating from /com/ that depicts two males, one feminine, one regular. While the feminine one comes onto the boy,saying he can dress up as a favorite character and have sex with him, he will either reject it- bad ending- or accept it- good ending. There isn't much of these comics and they are hard to find. But can be found at the the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of it.
Bad ending:Guy 1: Man I sure love haruhi
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo
Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:
Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo
Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:
Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
A game of pretend by EDS9000 April 28, 2010
play pretend
play pretend by Codedabbler November 17, 2014
Pocket presence
A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
Pocket presence by cajunchick February 27, 2010
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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