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pretzing
the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
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prexting
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peteying
When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.
Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)
1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)
1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
peteying by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011
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