Preperation H 

Medication cream for hemroids.

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Preparation H Raymond 

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

Preparation H Raymond by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Preparation H-bomb 

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..

Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!

Preparation H-bomb by Neo December 25, 2003

triple preparation h 

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

triple preparation h by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

Preparation H 

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.

I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!

Preparation H by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Preparation H 

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

Preparation H by Kyle June 13, 2004

Preparation H 

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

Preparation H by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021