by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 04, 2005

"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

HABBIB: I just got out of Abu Ghraib prision.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.
by WhoIsHomer February 17, 2005

Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
by whoishomer February 15, 2005

The Devil incarnae. CEO of CBS & UPN networks. Responsible for the cancellation of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. From my parents basement, Les, I stab at thee!
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.
"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005
