WhoisHomer's definitions

guy incognito

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

homer simpson

guy incognito's exact double.

Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

by whoishomer February 15, 2005

Les Moonves

The Devil incarnae. CEO of CBS & UPN networks. Responsible for the cancellation of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. From my parents basement, Les, I stab at thee!

"Durr! I'm a retard named Les Moonves!"

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

logic

Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.

"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

T-100000000

The crappy thing at the end of the TERMINATOR 2 3D movie at Universal Studios.

"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

Abu Ghraib

Where Iraqis Fear to Tread

HABBIB: I just got out of Abu Ghraib prision.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.

by WhoIsHomer February 17, 2005

Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005