Preparate 

The acting of preparation

See also - prepare, preparing

“I need to preparate for this trip”

Preparate by ParisianPrincess April 1, 2022

Preperation H 

Medication cream for hemroids.

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Prepare the Bear 

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

Read and Prepare 

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.

Read and Prepare by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021

Prepare the tatau 

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

Prepare the tatau by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013

Riviera Preparatory Schools 

An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.

I fucking hate Riviera Preparatory Schools bro.

Riviera Preparatory Schools by Angelfromhell November 25, 2019

prepare yourself 

When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.

Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!

prepare yourself by Solid Eagle March 28, 2016