Prejavu 

Premonition Deja Vu, visionary insight by a backwards flow of time, of a event impacting the waters of space and time in the future, with ripples back in time and space

Neologism by Ananda Bosman, visionary semantic artist of the mystical sciences anandabosman(dot)com

I got a sensory somatic impact prejavu of the birth to be

Prejavu by Ananda Bosman September 19, 2023

preja vu 

It seems familiar because it hasn't happened yet.

Wow, that was some serious deja vu. But it hasn't happened before. Must be preja vu.

preja vu by badong guy July 19, 2013

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

prejaculate 

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.

Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.

prejaculate by Smalls08 January 11, 2008

prejaculation

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.

Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!

Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!

prejaculation by johnny crap September 7, 2007

Preja vu 

The act of knowing something that hasn't happened yet.

I just had preja vu about us getting taco bell later.

Preja vu by Fallinwest151 August 27, 2013

prejaculate 

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.

"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."

prejaculate by Nullpersona January 13, 2008