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Preacher-Man 

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
Preacher-Man by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
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son of a preacher man 

the only one who could ever reach me

Preacherpanties 

A young boy who looks really good in his new jeans, impossible to resist for every pedofilic older male, who just looks for a reason to go back home and jack off.
Hey boy! Don't you think about buying those preacherpanties, they make you praise the preatcher even before service!
Preacherpanties by Mooki Looky September 9, 2006

Manic Street Preachers 

Welsh rock band formed in 1986. They were hugely succesful in the mid and late 90's. Their biggest anythem is argued to be the track A Design For Life which reached number 2 in the charts.

Other huge hits include:
Everything Must Go - 1995 - #5
If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - 1998 - #1
You Stole The Sun From My Heart - 1999 - #5
The Love of Richard Nixon - 2004 - #2
Empty Souls - 2005 - #2
Manic Street Preachers friggen rock

Manic Street Preachers 

British band formed in the late 1980's. Band members includes:
- Nicky Wire (bass)
- James Dean Bradfield (vocals and guitars)
- Sean Moore (drums)
- Richey Edwards (former rhythm guitar)

In the beginning of 1990's, the manics was most known for and an incident where their guitarist Richey Edwards cut the phrase 4REAL into his arm after an argument with a journalist.

The band released three albums as a four-piece, before Richey Edwards vanished in early 1995. To this date, he hasn't been found.

In 1996 they released their fourth album, Everything Must Go, which were their first really successfull album.

The band is still making music. Their latest studio album, called Lifeblood, were released in 2004.
Manic Street Preachers is the only band in the world that really matters.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026