during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
"Oh, word?"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
by deenie July 27, 2004