The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as littletime as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."
"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.
I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folksdropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!
A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born
"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.