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PBM stands for plain and simply, Professional Black Man

This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.

Things that help

- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)
Morgan Freeman is currently the king of PBM's, this cannot be debated.

If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.

Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.

Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.
by Sev12 January 09, 2010
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Pretty Boy Millionaires, said often in songs by Soulja Boy and Lil B The Based God

PBM Motherfuckers, Pretty Boy Swagginn!
Soulja Boy - "PBM motherfuckers, we the prettiest richest niggahs you've ever seen niggah, steez!!"
by ChillennChriss December 29, 2010
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We've got the MILF term. It was time to have the opposite. A PBM (for Paper Bag Momma) is a mom so ugly, that even the idea of touching her is disgusting.
dude #1 : What's up?
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.
by Orderite McRae May 22, 2008
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"PBM" is an acronym for "Progressive Bowel Movement". It refers to those people that subscribe to, follow, and worship the pile of naive and un-reflective of-the-real-world policies from the progressive left. PBM members are usually well meaning, but are yet smug, arrogant, naive and generally have not strayed far from the false utopia of college campuses. Cities run by the PBM are either crumbling down, or already have. See example such as Seattle, WA., Portland, OR., or Detroit, MI. Colossal failures all, just ask the tax-paying locals and all of the RV street dwelling unemployed heroin addicts that reside there.
Funny, newly elected Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan is so thrilled about her proposed "free college for all", yet true to PBM form, has not even given any thought on how to pay for this naive fluffy pipe dream. Economics class? Indeed, look into that!
by SwimSomewhereElse December 02, 2017
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Potential Boyfriend Material. Someone that you have been seeing/dating for a while and could be eligible for moving up a gear.
Shirley: "Yeah, so he took me to dinner, the movies, paid for everything, he even held the doors open."

Gertrude: "Well, Shirley. He definately sounds like PBM!"
by Jackson Wonder October 06, 2005
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Acronym for Perfect Bowel Movement; a bowel movement which vacates quickly and smoothly without the need for exertion, leaves no mess behind, requiring no wiping, and leaves the sitter satisfied.
Some believe a certain (unknown) combination of dietary habits is the key to a PBM.
1. "I'm on a journey to achieve a PBM!"
2. "PBMs are good for the environment, as they waste no toilet paper."
3. "Wow, after that PBM I feel like I can eat a whole pizza, but that may ruin the chances of a second PBM."
by Philippe Jones February 06, 2008
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