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Power Stool

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A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.
Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener
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powertool 

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el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her
will cirimele is a powertool.
powertool by tyrell April 23, 2003

powertooling 

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1.Use of a power tool (Or similar device) to create another venue for penetration, most often non-consensual.

2. Sexual fetish involving the use of tools (powered or otherwise) to achieve arousal and/or stimulation.
"See that hole in her side? They say that's where Billy Ray powertooled her... she's never been the same."

"Yep, powertooling will do that to yah"
powertooling by Samo652 February 17, 2008

powertool 

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a powertool is one who exhibits traits of a trully mookish manner. one who is so annoying that one minute with him/her makes you want to beat them like a cheap rug till they leak blood. in other words a worthless fucking waste of air. in other words someone so dense that their witlessness astounds.
look at that powertool over there mackin on that hoe. kid got no game.
powertool by goon March 12, 2004

Powertool 

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When calling someone a tool simply does not cut it.

See: super douche
Check out that powertool in the banana-hammock.
Powertool by FauxRealFauxReal April 27, 2017

powertool 

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An incompetent employee in a position of authority who always abuses their power and generally acts like an asshole.
John - 'What's is Rick's fucking problem?"
Stan - "He's dumber than shit and so he uses his VP title to fuck with his employees. He's a powertool, bro..."
powertool by Mr.Welch November 4, 2009

powertool 

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A powertool is a dyke's best friend.
powertool by Bud December 12, 2003
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