goon's definitions

Forzan

Writer of an incredibly long and detailed suicide thread with a secret message down the side, first letter of each line, explaining the whole thing was a joke.

I thought Forzan was going to kill him self one moment, and the next I was laughing so hard my side burst.

by goon June 25, 2003

big pimpin with small bills

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.

yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

by goon March 11, 2004

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003

Zsinj

Damn cool person within 101st Delta Squadron, he carries the nickname "Sink", and is a fellow Llama-enthusiast along with Explosive.

Oi, leave my @(#&*@)$* llama alone you @$@)*$@)*$

by Goon February 14, 2004

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003