goon's definitions

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003

mookwit

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.

Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.

by goon November 3, 2020

Fire

Given to the mortals by the God of fire... The Red Dragoonus. Dragoonus later was sentanced to life on earth for doing so, the fire running through his veins he quickly became over-run with power and became evil only intent on taking over the world. Some call him Shikaku, Goon or Terranaw. Without him you would not have fire, which of course is the greatest gift in this world!

Dragoonus gave you all fire!!

by Goon September 28, 2006

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

fooliani

Bullshit, other shit, Lyn aka Lies

Wha? U 4got to call me lastnight? C, thats that fooliani right there.
OR
Fooliani, aint no way n hell u could did that.
OR
That nugga P was on some serious fooliani, actn like he was gon' whoop that nuggas ass

by GooN October 19, 2004