powertool 

el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her

will cirimele is a powertool.

powertool by tyrell April 23, 2003

powertool 

a powertool is one who exhibits traits of a trully mookish manner. one who is so annoying that one minute with him/her makes you want to beat them like a cheap rug till they leak blood. in other words a worthless fucking waste of air. in other words someone so dense that their witlessness astounds.

look at that powertool over there mackin on that hoe. kid got no game.

powertool by goon March 12, 2004

Powertool 

When calling someone a tool simply does not cut it.

See: super douche

Check out that powertool in the banana-hammock.

Powertool by FauxRealFauxReal April 27, 2017

powertool 

An incompetent employee in a position of authority who always abuses their power and generally acts like an asshole.

John - 'What's is Rick's fucking problem?"
Stan - "He's dumber than shit and so he uses his VP title to fuck with his employees. He's a powertool, bro..."

powertool by Mr.Welch November 4, 2009

powertool 

a vibrator

A powertool is a dyke's best friend.

powertool by Bud December 12, 2003

PowerGoolo 

The almost mythical combination of Powerade, Goon and Solo. PowerGoolo, often referred to as "The Nectar of the Gods" unites the restorative, hangover busting qualities of Powerade, with the refreshingly intoxicating characteristics of Goolo.

Powergoolo: Hydrate, Inebriate, Procreate, Don't Wait!

"Drinking PowerGoolo is a religious experience of such wonder I'll be recommending that it be named as the new Holy Trinity" - Pope Benedict XVI

Bloke 1: Sorry mate I can't come to the cricket on Friday I have a job interview the next day.
Bloke 2: Don't worry they're serving PowerGoolo, you'll probably do better at your interview for it. As long as you're quads aren't too sore from all the babes you'll be getting.

PowerGoolo by Gooooloooo April 4, 2011

powertoke 

Term used for excessive inhalation of any form of smoke.

Normally exhibited whilst inhaling cannabis, tobacco or methamphetamine smoke.

Jess optioned for a powertoke approach on the glass to avoid a second burn.

Liam attempted a powertoke of cabbage on the bucket bong but coughed as if it was a lunger buster

Shaun powertoked back to back lunger busters

powertoke by pornzi July 31, 2019