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Pouchain 

The person who excelles at academics,athletics,social life, as well as stealing his friend’s girls. Pouchain is very handsome, and tends to be very buff.Not everyone likes him, but it does not bother him. Usually he spends his time either in the library or the nightclub.
Maria: “Marcus is so perfect, he’s so POUCHAIN”
Pouchain by marcusstephens October 23, 2018
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tofu-pouching 

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.
tofu-pouching by RaZ August 7, 2003

Pouching 

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."

"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
Pouching by TI07 August 5, 2008

Pouching 

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
Pouching by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching 

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.
Pouching by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching 

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
Pouching by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

pouchin' 

When one wants to "pouchin'" they would like to have sex with rather atractive female
pouchin' by McDizzleTbM March 18, 2009