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tofu-pouching 

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.
I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.
tofu-pouching by RaZ August 7, 2003

Pouching 

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."

"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
Pouching by TI07 August 5, 2008

Pouching 

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
Pouching by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching 

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.
Pouching by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching 

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
Pouching by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

pouchin' 

When one wants to "pouchin'" they would like to have sex with rather atractive female
dude you'v bin pouchin'
pouchin' by McDizzleTbM March 18, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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