Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people

Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.

Potato Farm by OSAndrew December 14, 2014

idaho potato farm 

When you are having anal and stop abruptly to run to the kitchen and grab several potato’s and shove them in her ass

Dude I totally idaho potato farm her last night

idaho potato farm by Frogger Cryox February 9, 2018

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

Potato farmer by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016

Potato Farmer

A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.

Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.

In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.

"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."

Potato Farmer by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

Potato Farmer by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

Potato Farmer by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006

potato farmer

A man or woman who is only attracted to a member of the opposite sex when they are in a relationship.

That potato farmer stole my wife

potato farmer by jobe the lawnmower man October 5, 2011