Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

Got the covid-19 vaccine

A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.

Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.

In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

A man or woman who is only attracted to a member of the opposite sex when they are in a relationship.

A ethnic person who prefers the company of country white folk

A person who resides at the farthest parts of eastern Long Island. Usually looks and acts like they just walked off the filming set of Deliverence. Most of the time they can't walk and chew gum at the same time and should be residents of Simple City.