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Potatii by Thatadamdude August 2, 2014
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Potatoism
A religion that is holy in all aspects.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018
Related Words
Potatii • potatoing • potatoism • potatriot • potatis • potating • potatisbaxarn • Potatism • Potatoist • Potathisium
potatoism
A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
Potatriot
A gullible twit that uses sketchy 'evidence' to justify pushing anti-establishment agendas. Usually a redneck. Frequently with an unnatural attraction to his sister or female cousins.
The POTATRIOTS showed up to the free speech demonstration and threatened to beat up the speaker if he didn't shut his stupid mouth.
Potatriot by thequietguywhogotpushedtoofar January 9, 2021
potatis
A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.
potatis by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018
Potatism
Potatism by Helsington October 12, 2018