Potatar

(Verb) The act of becoming with the potato.

No thanks, I am busy potataring.

by Sinonia October 12, 2016

Potaters

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.

Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.

by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

Potatriot

A gullible twit that uses sketchy 'evidence' to justify pushing anti-establishment agendas. Usually a redneck. Frequently with an unnatural attraction to his sister or female cousins.

The POTATRIOTS showed up to the free speech demonstration and threatened to beat up the speaker if he didn't shut his stupid mouth.

by thequietguywhogotpushedtoofar January 9, 2021

Potatriot

The act of making nonsensical political commentary while injecting your claim of being a patriot or patriotic while having the I.Q. of a potato.

Jon said it's his duty to stop the election because it was rigged, but has no evidence that will hold up in court. He's a Potatriot.

by TheRubbamunkee May 24, 2022

potatriot

A person who claims to be a patriot to excuse their racism, despite the fact that the "facts" they cite have been disproven, and they clearly have no idea what they're on about.

"Fraser Anning's coming to town. The potatriots will be out in force."

by XenonSmash May 8, 2019

Potaturd

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

by danmolby March 30, 2009

Potatattack

When you eat a bit too much potato all at once, then your chest really hurts, feeling a bit like a heart attack

Dave shovelled the chips into his mouth, all of a sudden he started flailing his arms about and yapping

Dave's friend: dudee you okay?
Dave: Its good just had a Potatattack

by G33sus April 12, 2010