poatard

An Alex Pereira fan who does nothing but dickride him, more often than not a casual fan

Poatard: bro, Pereira's would beat Jon Jones, chama!
Normal fan: you're the biggest poatard I've met

by Xqacad April 24, 2024

Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).

Damn this board is full of poltards.

by Tranny420 December 3, 2020

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

portard

1. The child of a lesbian couple.

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?

by crispysam March 6, 2005

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Patard

To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.

dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!

dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.

dude 1: how long will that take?

dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!

by Patar the Gr8 October 14, 2012