Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Potarded

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.

At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.

by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010

Petarted

When someone is super smart and they make you feel retarded that person is petarted. Or they are just a sweat at everything

Wow, that girl is so petarted I don't even know why she's such a sweat.

by YFM_CAM13 September 20, 2019

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

by xine October 7, 2005

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017