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Potarded 

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.
At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.
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When someone is super smart and they make you feel retarded that person is petarted. Or they are just a sweat at everything
Wow, that girl is so petarted I don't even know why she's such a sweat.
Petarted by YFM_CAM13 September 20, 2019

Poptarted 

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.
"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"
Poptarted by bminor June 20, 2011

poptarted 

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
poptarted by xine October 7, 2005

Getting poptarted 

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.
When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.
Getting poptarted by Madcow81 January 2, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026