Posag

What happens when you squat behind a bush to use the bathroom and you get poop on your sack and gooch.

I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.

Poop
On
Sack
And
Gooch

by Daniel Puhnayzee (spelled differently in real life) June 1, 2005

postgradstrugglebus

Postgradstrugglebus (n): (n): All aboard the #postgradstrugglebus where millenials are adulting for the first time, realizing how much things actually cost, investing, and realizing that they put the hurt on their financial lives in the form of student loans and debt.

A: “I sold out for the cash! And they gave me benefits like medical, and dental, and a four-O-wonk” - Phoebe Buffet, Friends
B: Things that you say when you're riding the postgradstrugglebus and don't know a thing!

A: I have to pay for my car insurance as well as my health insurance!?
B: Welcome to the postgradstrugglebus.

A: *looking at the letter from Sallie Mae* -- I HAVE LOANS?!
B: It's called the postgradstrugglebus, and you're on it, gnomesang?

by DTMango December 15, 2016

Posadism

A communist and Trotskyist ideology founded by J. Posadas (real name Homero Rómulo Cristalli Frasnelli). He taught that UFOS were sent by alien communist in order to inspire revolution on Earth. Also they believe dolphins can speak and that Sex and Jokes will be abolished in the future utopia. Posadism is the only true ideology, everything else is revisionism.

Revisionist Leftist: lol posadism is such a funny meme XD
True Follower of Posadas: Cthulhu fhtagn!
Revisionist’s head implodes

by TheRealPitbull November 22, 2020

giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey

Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!

by i love thick soup January 5, 2020

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

posadism

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.

I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.

by homolizard February 16, 2020

anarcho-posadism

Don't even get me started on how cool it is.

...and don't even get me started on Anarcho-Posadism!

by Altair73 May 25, 2020