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Porymon is a noob who originates from pokemon vortex. Well know for scamming people and calling others scammers. Everyone hates Porymon on Pokemon Vortex as he acts like noob. Never trust Porymon.
The shopkeeper didn't return me the change he is such a porymon!
Porymon by Mystic007 September 26, 2019
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Polymontopsy 

To be or to do insanely good at something, to be the best; good at multiple things.
X: I hate Sally, she beats me at everything!
Y: I know, she is so Polymontopsy!

X: Heard you lost on the weekend?
Y: Yeah, we got Polymotopsied!

X: "I'm going to Polymontopsy that exam!"
Polymontopsy by LKENN June 18, 2010

Polymonogamous 

1.To have multiple monogamous relationships at the same time

2.A man's dream relationship(s) in which multiple women are monogamous with him. A professional playa

3.A gold-digging woman's relationship in which she has multiple men/idiots take her out buy her dinner and get no dessert. They all think she is the only one for them, little do they know....
John is seeing Jackie, Jessica, and Samantha. Aka, blonde, blonder, and blondest. None of them are seeing anyone else. They all think he only seeing them. Although they are all monogamous with him, he is polymonogamous with each of them.

Melissa got seven free dinner's this week. And each of the guys think they are the only one. How she manages to be polymonogamous with all of them and not let them catch on is beyond me.

electric soldier porygon 

The name of the episode of Pokemon in Japan that caused people to get seizures.
Electric Soldier Porygon's part that caused seizures was the flashing lights.
electric soldier porygon by Alexi September 3, 2003

Porygon2 

The 2nd evolution of porygon, better than the first and the last form
Man, at least porygon2 isn't causing seizures
Porygon2 by FuckYouPorygon March 1, 2018

pornmonkey 

One who is a step above obsession with pornography.
Hung is a pornmonkey.
pornmonkey by violent milk February 16, 2007

Porygon-Z 

A totally cool Pokemon that nobody loves, because it was blamed for all of those flashing lights, which were caused by Pikachu.
Person 1: What's that one floating Pokemon, it's red and blue, and it has yellow-orange eyes?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Porygon-Z? It's a cool Normal type!
Person 1: Really?! Cool!
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murderhobo 

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