A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
A member of a cult that is centred around Pokemon Unite. They usually play Pokemon Unite together and always recommend this game to everyone they know.
A PokeMonkies once said, "Weather forecast is showing signs of Pokemon Unite type of day"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.