Pornurbate 

To Masturbate over a Good Selection of HD internet porn

To Pornurbate masturbate - toss off wank choke the chicken over HD porn grott

Pornurbate by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012

phonurbate 

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

phonurbate by jhv November 3, 2009

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015

Pooturbate 

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

Pooturbate by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

Pornulated 

When something is outrageously filled with poontang

Man, that site was pornulated

Pornulated by Leroydoobiesmoker September 3, 2023

Pornobater 

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.

Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!

Pornobater by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019