Pornotash

Mustache grown by young men to look old enough to buy alcohol.

Great Pornotash Sam, get the beers in

Pornotash by Bwakabats December 2, 2023

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70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

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A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.

Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!

Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

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A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

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The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

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Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

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ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

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