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poncified 

Blown out. Adding a few pounds to your frame. Heavier than normal.
Alfie, you look all poncified, blown out. You been eating the pies?
poncified by billydickbags May 14, 2011
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Poncified 

To be over dressed 'as a ponce' especially if one is ordinarily rather conservative in dress. Applies mainly to men. Not a compliment but an observation, sometimes with negative connotations.
eg a man dressed in a suit and tie for a date or interview and wearing sftershave, when he normally dresses casually and is unshaven, is an example of someone who is 'poncified'.
See the film 'Alfie' starring Michael Caine, where the word is used.
Look at you all poncified. Where do you think you' re going? Buckingham Palace?
Poncified by HochmaMan December 8, 2009
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Poncified 

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
Poncified by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018

poopified 

the act of making something poopy
i totally "poopified" this toilet seat
poopified by Morgan_ November 27, 2006
The act of, normally a guy, wearing pink clothes, and pink accessories.
"Dude, did you see Josh? He's all pinkified for halloween"
Pinkified by Abomb7894 June 11, 2009

Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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