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a man with GIGANTIC lips that are full of enthiusiasm and has a deep voice and wears sandles in the summer and hes a crazy crazy fool. dont forget the gigantic lips!!

an easy target for large amounts of abuse
pooney... what r u?

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(pooney) a crazy crazy fool!!
pooney by drummer and pinky December 7, 2006
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Yo, you are a little Pooney
Pooney by God January 31, 2005

Pooney Dunderchin

A brash, pungent smelling, wolf-man like creature that dwells in caves and feeds on small children, mice, subway rats. Often said to be a mythical creature. Said to be the offspring of a unicorn and Kate Moss.
Ol' Pooney. He be crazy. That ol' Pooney Dunderchin. He one crazy mofo.
Pooney Dunderchin by P. Dunder April 15, 2009

poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina
dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo
poondyker by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.
Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder
Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008