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Pornanoid 

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.
What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!
Pornanoid by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

phandroid 

An Android fan who goes on all forums to disparage every other phone OS (Windows Mobile, iPhone, Blackberry, WebOS, Symbian, etc.) and end up proselytizing Android. They are extremely annoying and should be dismissed.

They do not represent typical Android users.

Typically use all caps when writing "Android" and will usually replace the "o" with a zero.

"ANDROID FTW" is the standard calling tag.

See also fandroid.
Article on a new phone that just came out:

Phandroid #1: Hahaha, {insert phone} doesn't have {insert useless, frivolous feature}???!?!? ANDROID FTW!!

Phandroid #2: THIS PH0N3 SUX! GET A R34L PH0NE, ANDRI0D FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phandroid by takamalak June 28, 2010
When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.
Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?
Pornoid by BDel August 22, 2008

Poladroid 

digital images manipulated online to look like Polaroid photographs. used by hipsters, picnikers, and other dumbasses.
Poladroid? More like LOLadroid.

pornoroid 

From "Poloroid" instant pictures, a Poloroid picture taken of X-Rated content
At a party last week I took some dope ass pornoroid of some trick strippin'.
pornoroid by venum April 10, 2004
1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.
pornoid by fc79 October 10, 2014