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Pornanoid 

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The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.
What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!
Pornanoid by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

phandroid 

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An Android fan who goes on all forums to disparage every other phone OS (Windows Mobile, iPhone, Blackberry, WebOS, Symbian, etc.) and end up proselytizing Android. They are extremely annoying and should be dismissed.

They do not represent typical Android users.

Typically use all caps when writing "Android" and will usually replace the "o" with a zero.

"ANDROID FTW" is the standard calling tag.

See also fandroid.
Article on a new phone that just came out:

Phandroid #1: Hahaha, {insert phone} doesn't have {insert useless, frivolous feature}???!?!? ANDROID FTW!!

Phandroid #2: THIS PH0N3 SUX! GET A R34L PH0NE, ANDRI0D FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phandroid by takamalak June 28, 2010

Pornoid 

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When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.
Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?
Pornoid by BDel August 22, 2008

Poladroid 

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digital images manipulated online to look like Polaroid photographs. used by hipsters, picnikers, and other dumbasses.
Poladroid? More like LOLadroid.
Poladroid by your goddamn mother March 10, 2010

pornoroid 

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From "Poloroid" instant pictures, a Poloroid picture taken of X-Rated content
At a party last week I took some dope ass pornoroid of some trick strippin'.
pornoroid by venum April 10, 2004

pornoid 

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1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.
pornoid by fc79 October 10, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
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