Porking it 

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

Porking it by furrywall June 17, 2011

parking it 

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.

"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"

parking it by sexycheese July 5, 2009

Porkin It 

Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.

Fun though.

Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!

Porkin It by Larry Mcgrieger May 3, 2008

polking it 

has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"

Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO

Marcus- bro, your polking it right now

polking it by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011

highland parking it 

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave

"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")

highland parking it by adogg November 10, 2008

Straight John Porkin’ it 

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

Straight John Porkin’ it by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020