Porking it
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Porking it by furrywall June 17, 2011
Words you can keep
parking it
To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
parking it by sexycheese July 5, 2009
polking it
has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
polking it by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011
highland parking it
Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave
"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")
highland parking it by adogg November 10, 2008
Straight John Porkin’ it
Straight John Porkin’ it by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
Parking Lot It
When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.