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Straight John Porkin’ it
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When you
flicker
jelq
whilst wearing a John
Pork
Mask
Cristian
: ‘I’m straight
John
Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too
big boy
’
Straight John Porkin’ it
by
StraightJohnPorking
December 3, 2024