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porkasaurus 

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.
Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.
porkasaurus by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
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A word used by hadjis to describe an organization whereby they can meet to discuss terrorist activities under the guise of preserving and expanding their way of life.
A guerrilla organization where members masquerade as an ethnic social organization but its real reason for existance is to promote and extend fundamentalist beliefs and hatred of all things American.
Many members of the probasi met to discuss the durga puja and the latest message from Bin Laden.
probasi by Stan West September 12, 2005

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010
Porbis is an incredible word that I invented. It has no solid definition and can be used contextually in many instances, or as an acknowledging response to a statement or question.
"Damn this history coursework got me feeling porbis as heck"

Statement: "I have had a bad day"
Response: "porbis lol"
Porbis by King Of Porbis September 14, 2021

Pornastrophe 

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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