67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.

Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry

by $e9a November 16, 2009

Your Face Goes Here

Suck my dick

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)

by $e9a May 18, 2009

D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag

Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.

Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.

by $e9a May 19, 2009

Sit and Flick

Verb

When a guy sits on his balls by accident, to relieve the discomfort he raises himself off the chair (or what have you) slightly and preforms a pelvic thrust moving them to the front in a more comfortable position.

Person1: Here have a seat
Person2: <sits, winces, raises slightly, ajusts, sits back down>
Person1: Everything ok?
Person2: Yea just had to sit and flick

by $e9a May 11, 2010

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 07, 2009

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 25, 2009