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Cinderella complex

When a person is looking to get into a relationship, and thinks that everyone with an interest in them could be their prince/princess charming. Someone with a Cinderella complex is said to have terrible luck with relationships (which are usually ended by the complexed person). In search of the perfect fairy tale ending, anyone with signs of interest becomes a potential suitor. The use of the brain is severly diminished.
person 1: why'd they break up?
person 2: well, she realized nick wasnt right for her. she dove into it too soon.
person 1: well, i couldve told you that BEFORE they started.
person 2: well, how about YOU try stomping on a girl's potential fairy tale. try it. i dare you.
person 1: damn that cinderella complex!!
by $e9a August 19, 2009
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Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?
by $e9a June 22, 2009
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.
Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Your Face Goes Here

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)
by $e9a May 18, 2009
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Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.
Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.
by $e9a May 19, 2009
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D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag
Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag
by $e9a May 20, 2009
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