22 definitions by $e9a

When an attractive woman, makes a noise that causes penile retraction (goes inside)
Person1: Hey Sarah.
Sarah: prprprprprprprprprprprprpr (just imagine an EPIC fart)
Person1: Wow nice analgasm...gross
by $e9a November 7, 2009
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Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
by $e9a April 7, 2009
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The words greatest acronym. It stands for:
Be Quiet Before I Take A Dump On Your Head.
Person1: Haha, i nailed your mom last night.
by $e9a May 7, 2009
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When a person is looking to get into a relationship, and thinks that everyone with an interest in them could be their prince/princess charming. Someone with a Cinderella complex is said to have terrible luck with relationships (which are usually ended by the complexed person). In search of the perfect fairy tale ending, anyone with signs of interest becomes a potential suitor. The use of the brain is severly diminished.
person 1: why'd they break up?
person 2: well, she realized nick wasnt right for her. she dove into it too soon.
person 1: well, i couldve told you that BEFORE they started.
person 2: well, how about YOU try stomping on a girl's potential fairy tale. try it. i dare you.
person 1: damn that cinderella complex!!
by $e9a August 20, 2009
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A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a February 28, 2010
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Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
by $e9a November 17, 2009
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A very specialized emoticon, which means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Person1: i just got laid xD
Person2: 69 |D_O
Person1: Im not suprised that you heard it, AND listened
by $e9a May 29, 2009
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