$e9a's definitions

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 25, 2009

Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 22, 2009

Denial Spam

When an editor is in a bad mood (or just feels like being a D-bag) they repeatedly deny definitions they are confronted with.

Person1: Deny, deny, deny....hahaaha
Person2: why the denial spam?

by $e9a December 15, 2009

Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.

Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes

by $e9a March 2, 2010

Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.

Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.

by $e9a May 19, 2009

Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.

Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom

by $e9a March 2, 2010