Pooterus 

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"

The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.

Pooterus by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009

Pooterus 

That sweet man meat

Synonym for Bussy

"Come on over here to daddy, let me get a slice of that Bussy."

"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."

Pooterus by IGotDaBullets December 26, 2023

pootersnickers 

A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.

Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.

"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)

"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)

"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)

"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)

"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)

"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)

pootersnickers by Alexander37 March 22, 2011

Shoot n’ pooters 

Similar to “aw shucks” or “damn”.

Basically means, shoot me in the ass.

Madeline: we have to go to the DMV for your registration

Jacob: shoot n’ pooters!

Shoot n’ pooters by maderall November 30, 2022

Pootersnatch 

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

Pootersnatch by Vitakka October 6, 2011

cooters pooters 

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

cooters pooters by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011

pooterstank 

Something that smells foul like rotten kitty

I unzipped her jeans and the pooterstank was so thick it fogged up the windows

pooterstank by Dudeofdudes April 23, 2003