The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009
Get the Pooterus mug."Come on over here to daddy, let me get a slice of that Bussy."
"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."
"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."
by IGotDaBullets December 26, 2023
Get the Pooterus mug.Related Words
A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.
Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
Get the pootersnickers mug.by maderall November 30, 2022
Get the Shoot n’ pooters mug.A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.
"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."
by Vitakka October 6, 2011
Get the Pootersnatch mug.by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011
Get the cooters pooters mug.by Dudeofdudes April 23, 2003
Get the pooterstank mug.