Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"
The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
by Lee Marick. August 05, 2009
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Pooterus

That sweet man meat

Synonym for Bussy
"Come on over here to daddy, let me get a slice of that Bussy."

"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."
by IGotDaBullets December 26, 2023
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