Pootersnatch

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Pootersnatch

Cute slang word for lady bits; often synonymous with a bitch.

I call my dog POOTERSNATCH cuz she throws it around so much.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ July 29, 2024

Pookersnatch

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".

"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."

by Anhalt November 23, 2009

Poopersnatcher

When a small man captures your shit while you turn around to admire your accomplishment.

Person 1: Where did my shit go?

Person 2(other stall): The poopersnatcher got me too.

by Dongflopper April 10, 2010

Powersnatch

The vagina of a particularly fit/buff/muscular woman. Usually it has the ability to grab and eat men whole. Resistance is futile.

Emily used her Powersnatch to devour Andy while they were watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

by Life1ess December 16, 2008

cootersnatch

A vagina. Commonly used in the midwest.

I had sex with my date last night. Her cootersnatch was mine for the taking, Russel!

by West Zephyr September 7, 2003

cootersnatch

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong

Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.

by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011