Bootention
Bootention by NicoGregorio April 26, 2017
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Brotection
Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
Related Words
Bootention • Brotection • Brotentious • Boofection • bootception • bootential • bootiation • bootynation • brovention • Pootention
Witness Brotection
"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."
"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."
"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."
Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009
Pootention
The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.
Pootention by Farmand March 18, 2023
Brotection
Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)
Brotection by Yabobo October 31, 2009
Witness Brotection Brogram
When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
Witness Brotection Brogram by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010
brovention
Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.
brovention by lawofbroski February 18, 2011
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