Pootaddle 

A bunch of bullshit; something unbelievable, crazy.

You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?

Pootaddle by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004

poontwaddle 

An area that is usually , wet , warm , and tight like a waterslide in the summer

Baby girl , I’m trynna spoonwaddle your poontwaddle .

poontwaddle by RaephTimons January 29, 2019

poopaddies 

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

poopaddies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

pootarded 

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

Photoddlerphy 

An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.

Sophia: Nice camera.

Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.

Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?

Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.

Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.

Photoddlerphy by DTrubble September 16, 2009

Poodwaddle 

Poodwaddle (pood-wod-l) Poodwaddle is an interjection to sound smart when you don't have a clue what to say.

This wine has a certain... um... poodwaddle quality.

Poodwaddle by The Original Poodwaddle.com August 11, 2010

Pootable

To not worry and just be happy!
Pronounced: Pooh-Tah-Blay

Sidonie: Man I'm so stressed out about school.
Abbie: Pootable!

Pootable by somber924 June 9, 2015