Pootaddle

A bunch of bullshit; something unbelievable, crazy.

You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?

by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004

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poontwaddle

An area that is usually , wet , warm , and tight like a waterslide in the summer

Baby girl , I’m trynna spoonwaddle your poontwaddle .

by RaephTimons January 29, 2019

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An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

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pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

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Photoddlerphy

An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.

Sophia: Nice camera.

Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.

Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?

Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.

Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.

by DTrubble September 16, 2009

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