Pootaddle
You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?
Pootaddle by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004
Words you can keep
poontwaddle
poontwaddle by RaephTimons January 29, 2019
Related Words
Pootaddle • Poop-addled • poo waddle • Photoddlerphy • poodadle • Poodwaddle • poontwaddle • poopaddies • Pootable • pootarded
poopaddies
An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.
poopaddies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007
pootarded
Somebody with shit for brains.
President Bush is pootarded.
pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009
Photoddlerphy
An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.
Sophia: Nice camera.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Photoddlerphy by DTrubble September 16, 2009
Poodwaddle
Poodwaddle (pood-wod-l) Poodwaddle is an interjection to sound smart when you don't have a clue what to say.
Poodwaddle by The Original Poodwaddle.com August 11, 2010
Pootable
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026