Pootaddle
You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?
Pootaddle by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004
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poontwaddle
poontwaddle by RaephTimons January 29, 2019
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Pootaddle • Poop-addled • poo waddle • Photoddlerphy • poodadle • Poodwaddle • poontwaddle • poopaddies • Pootable • pootarded
poopaddies
An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.
poopaddies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007
pootarded
Somebody with shit for brains.
President Bush is pootarded.
pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009
Photoddlerphy
An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.
Sophia: Nice camera.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Photoddlerphy by DTrubble September 16, 2009
Poodwaddle
Poodwaddle (pood-wod-l) Poodwaddle is an interjection to sound smart when you don't have a clue what to say.
Poodwaddle by The Original Poodwaddle.com August 11, 2010
Pootable
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