Poostix

To be wrong in the head, with an unhealthy obsession with Bananrama and web forums.

I.E. randomly in the middle of a conversation saying Bananarama....."They're a good band arn't they" would probably class you as Poostix.

by John May 6, 2005

poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

poopstix

Noun:
an affectionate term used to refer to close friends and people you are very comfortable with. Usually in circumstances where the person using the term is trying to express affection either purely and with puppy-like playful affection or with an ulterior motive to try to get the person they're talking to to do something for them.

Person 1: Poopstix, could you possibly pass me that bowl?
Person 2: Well of course! But only because you asked so nicely!

by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

poostie

greek- way of refering to a gay person.

" look at that damn poostie."

by ak harry March 18, 2005

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019