Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

Poostick

Low quality hashish often containing plastic.

Couldn't get any weed, only poostick. This poostick is bloody harsh, I think I'd rather smoke topleaf.

by xXSmilerXx May 25, 2009

poostick

Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.

by Mikeypoo March 08, 2005

poostick

The stick used to hold poop before you fling it.

like an "ah" stick from the dr office, or popcycle stick

by none ya March 08, 2005

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

Poostick

Poostick is sly insult to those who oppose liking the opposite sex. Only said to Homosexuals and those who have engaged in the odd sexual contact with their own gender, being called a Poostick is like the Matt Damon of the insult world.

Matt put his Poostick in you? OH THATS DIRTY!!!

by pneburnsy November 16, 2010