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Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.
"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

puma poose 

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.
That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.
puma poose by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.
"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."
Poose Tuckle by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

poose hole 

The correct term for a woman's vagina.
Man - Hey gorgeous, can I touch you're poose hole?
Woman - Yeah, feel free.
poose hole by elzymilz September 24, 2009
Vagina. Shortened version of pussy.
Hey, want some poose?
poose by Amy January 11, 2005
The name given to someone who ocassionally backs out of doing anything that may get him/her into trouble or put them into a state of paranoia. Eg. rucksknock down gingerchirpsing
TC: Stop the car, let me get this house
Satty:Nah Nah man ima park two blocks away
Amit: Stupid POOSE V
poose v by The-Flash March 30, 2009
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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