pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

poonlash

n: a female pubic hair that has become stcuk to the eyewear or face of another man or woman following cunnilingus

"Dude, youve got a poonlash"

by Reggie! October 16, 2003

pooplah

A nonsense word

guy1:Hey i love pancakes
guy2:pooplah

by Urban_webster24245 June 19, 2009

poopwash

When a toilet has backwash

Man I took such a huge shit that when I flushed my toilet had some major poopwash

by Buzzzfest March 19, 2016

Hooplah in the Pooplah

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

by MediumBlock December 27, 2017

Pooptash

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

Poopashmucka

Someone that is stupid or says something stupid.

Kelly: Yo, 2+2= 5 right?
Jess:No, it equals 4,you poopashmucka!

by Nikkkkko October 9, 2008