pooplash 

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

pooplash by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

poonlash 

n: a female pubic hair that has become stcuk to the eyewear or face of another man or woman following cunnilingus

"Dude, youve got a poonlash"

poonlash by Reggie! October 16, 2003

pooplah 

A nonsense word

guy1:Hey i love pancakes
guy2:pooplah

pooplah by Urban_webster24245 June 19, 2009

poopwash

When a toilet has backwash

Man I took such a huge shit that when I flushed my toilet had some major poopwash

poopwash by Buzzzfest March 19, 2016

Hooplah in the Pooplah 

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

Hooplah in the Pooplah by MediumBlock December 27, 2017

Pooptash 

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

Pooptash by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

Poopashmucka 

Someone that is stupid or says something stupid.

Kelly: Yo, 2+2= 5 right?
Jess:No, it equals 4,you poopashmucka!

Poopashmucka by Nikkkkko October 9, 2008