Ponderbating 

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

Ponderbating by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

Ponderbating 

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

Ponderbating by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

ponderbating 

To think about or consider masturbating

That orgy scene in Westworld has me ponderbating.

ponderbating by King Veneer December 7, 2016

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.

The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.

Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

Popperbating and Gooning Out 

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

Popperbating and Gooning Out by Roseboy May 16, 2022

Pooperbating 

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015