Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!

SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican

by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008

Poopsicans

An endearing term or pet name used for somebody adorable.

Mother: Wake up poopsicans, it's time for school!
Son: Mom! Stop calling me that, I'm turning 32 tomorrow!

by Roberto Pasqualini May 7, 2011

poopsicans

A term used to refer to a loved one when in fact you actually hate them.

You: "I love you."
Me: "Shut up, poopsicans."

by Angel, Olena, Bayley, Shane. April 2, 2007

poopascanty

it is a mix of a isrish term scanty to describe someone who is mean, being unfair or stingy. POOPA is a nice way of saying DOOPA which is butt in polish..

Omg your such a poopascanty

by Marlana West May 25, 2011

poobricant

Poo Lubricant. ie. Laxative, finger, olive oil.

I was having a hard time with my bowl movements, so i used some poobricant.

by rossToronto March 5, 2008

poopsicant

A mexican whom is suffering from constipation.

If you are not a poopsican, you are a poopsicant.

by l0lwutgf August 6, 2021

poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section

by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025