poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 18, 2021

Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 21, 2010

Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.

Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.

by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017