Poontopia

A place of plentiful sex.

Man, this bar is a total poontopia!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man

Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.

by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.

New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

pogtopia

A land created by Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, and TommyInnit after getting kicked out of (L')Manburg.

Jschlatt: Where is Pogtopia?
Quackity: I don't know

by PigIA September 23, 2020

poontiac

a large old american car with a huge back seat suited for having sex

I cruised the strip in my 2-door '67 POONTIAC Bonneville looking for some hot action.

by minimalsidefx April 1, 2007

pornutopia

An idealised world inhabited only

by porn freaks .

The top shelf of the magazine shop is

where pornutopia is located .

by E - FUMBLER January 11, 2009