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Poonytoons
A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010
Related Words
poon scoon • Poon Scooner • POONCOONK • poonsoon • Poons Poon • Poon Coon • poon spooning • poon swoon • poon swooner • poontoon
poopnscoot
To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
poopnscoot by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009
poontoon
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009
poopnscooping
poopnscooping by PoopnScooping ツ January 2, 2019
Poonicorn
I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009
pootscootboogie
Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014
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