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poontoon
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009
Related Words
poonsoon • poontoon • poongoon • ponsoon • POONCOONK • Poondoonie • Poonsonality • mama poonpoon • Yung Poon Soon • Poons Poon
Poontoon
A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
Poonsonality
This girl I met on Saturday night was average looking but once we got in bed I found out she had an awesome poonsonality.
Poonsonality by CharlieH313 May 8, 2011
Poontoon
Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.
Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.
Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.
Poontoon by Salviprincess June 2, 2017
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