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poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poontoon 

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
Poontoon by AA01 April 19, 2012

mama poonpoon 

Shut the fuck up you mama poonpoon
mama poonpoon by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

poongoon 

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.
Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.
poongoon by philbad May 31, 2005

Poonsonality 

A woman's vagina and how good it feels or makes you feel.

See also poon
This girl I met on Saturday night was average looking but once we got in bed I found out she had an awesome poonsonality.
Poonsonality by CharlieH313 May 8, 2011

Poontoon 

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.
Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.
Poontoon by Salviprincess June 2, 2017
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