POONCOONK

To have a child under 10. Look at you and call you an idiot without using the word idiot.

You pooncoonk, you stepped on my doll.

by Dwayne Gibbs May 15, 2008

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012

mama poonpoon

Your moms special area

Shut the fuck up you mama poonpoon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

by philbad May 31, 2005

pooncoo

A term for somebody considered to be less intelligent than the average person. Originates from Mexican dog breeders who would use that term for a dog they didn't want to breed with for fear of creating even less intelligent offspring

Aw man your such a pooncoo

by crakmaster January 22, 2015

Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.

Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.

by Salviprincess June 2, 2017