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poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina
dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo
poondyker by jamie bojangles October 29, 2006
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Poondyke 

The poon of a dyke. Usually resembles a massive pile of cobwebs.
Barba: Damn cuz, that chick totally just turned me down, the tramp.

Jamal: *walks over to chick, pulls down her skirt, and walks back beside Barba*. Yep, just what I thought.

Barba: What cuz?

Jamal: Poondyke. No straight b*tch would turn your arse down.
Poondyke by Jarrad Hickey May 19, 2010

poondicker 

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.
J.D. stop being such a poondicker.
To ponder over something while you poo on the toilet
I was poondering that problem this morning and inspiration struck!
Poonder by buriedinsnow December 9, 2010
A person who watches so much porn that they fall asleep, then their parents or spouse finds out.
Jake: Jeffrey is such a poondozer that his mom walked in on him with his hand around his cock, iPod in hand and fast asleep.
Erik: I know, he gets like 3 texts from bedoink every minute...
Poondozer by Kru5ty 5p00n5 June 28, 2015

Poondering 

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.
Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.
Poondering by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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