poondyker

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

poondyker

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

by jamie bojangles October 29, 2006

Poondyke

The poon of a dyke. Usually resembles a massive pile of cobwebs.

Barba: Damn cuz, that chick totally just turned me down, the tramp.

Jamal: *walks over to chick, pulls down her skirt, and walks back beside Barba*. Yep, just what I thought.

Barba: What cuz?

Jamal: Poondyke. No straight b*tch would turn your arse down.

by Jarrad Hickey May 19, 2010

poondicker

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

Poonder

To ponder over something while you poo on the toilet

I was poondering that problem this morning and inspiration struck!

by buriedinsnow December 9, 2010

Poondozer

A person who watches so much porn that they fall asleep, then their parents or spouse finds out.

Jake: Jeffrey is such a poondozer that his mom walked in on him with his hand around his cock, iPod in hand and fast asleep.
Erik: I know, he gets like 3 texts from bedoink every minute...

by Kru5ty 5p00n5 June 28, 2015

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015